Gruber Law Offices T-shirt

This T-shirt is dedicated to my former co-worker Tuc, so I’m sending him some bro love with a Teecycle Tribute. Check out his LinkedIn profile and hire him if you need a designer and/or a weapons expert.

Bro love!

Tuc’s WMSE shirt is not for sale, but my Gruber Law Offices basketball shirt is. (This shirt makes me think of the MacGruber SNL skits.) That is their REAL office number on the back. I know because I called it and got a weary-sounding receptionist who said “Gruber Law Offices.” I said I had the wrong number and she couldn’t hang up fast enough.

Still, I decided I probably don’t want to piss off a law firm, so I photoshopped a hamburger over the last digits here. NOTE! That is not a real hamburger! Do not try to call 276-HAMBURGER! That could result in deliciousness at 99 cents per minute.

Today’s random link of the day (which I made up, just now) is the American Mustache Institute: Dedicated to “protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against, mustached Americans by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache.” Enjoy, mustachiophiles!

$1 of the sale of this shirt is donated to the River Revitalization Foundation to restore urban river trails and waterways.